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5 year plan
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48939604
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this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2026
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I’ve seen this question done with apples; if took “five years from now,” today, today would be minus five years. Boom, I’m acing this comprehension test.
Now if you’ll excuse me, there is a sale on garages I’m keen to get to.