"Cyclosporiasis is caused by eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces containing the parasite. Historically, people would acquire it outside the United States.

However, of the 190 cases reported to public health authorities between the start of May and the middle of June, 145 involve someone who hasn't traveled beyond US borders in the last couple of weeks."

Just say it, the US is a shithole country now so of course we are starting to get awful diseases locally.

A true shitpost. As I’m taking a shit, no less. Bravo.

Oh nos, better ask RFK what we should do. I'm sure he will know the answer...

Even Mother Nature is exposing the US is a shithole.

Hasn't there been a "surge of explosive diarrhea" running the country since the 20th of January 2025?

At this point, the shitpost comm is going to be able to just actually focus on literal shit related stories.

reality is enshitttifying aughguhah!

Headline hits differently if you read it while on the toilet.

Who needs a poop knife, I have diarrhea!

I didn’t think “explosive diarrhea” was a real term. Not surprising though, water treatment has been failing infrastructure for many years. Flint Michigan put it in the public eye, and it’s gotten much, much worse.

The Noah Kahan concert I incident makes more sense now.

It's just Trump on a rally tour again. Explosive Diarrhea is his SS codename.

Make America healthy again, huh.

haha

That really is an unfortunate title.

Fire in the hole

Huh... I thought that was just people setting off fireworks early.

Edit: So immediately after posting this comment, I got a text from my apartment management about not setting off fireworks in the complex. Spooky.

Everyone get inside!