Hehe I took the early retirement last year, and they're going to pay me several thousand dollars a month for the rest of my life to do nothing. I'm only 51, so it's likely to be a while. I've started a second career as a photographer, and my health insurance is through my retirement.
I made more working for them, but they're going to pay me for a few decades to not do anything!
Thank God Elon Musk stepped in and fixed all those inefficiencies.
Gib job, pleeze?
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