I'm no fan of Bungie, but they should sue.
I didn't get this so on a hunch I searched whether Bungie owns Duke Nukem. (I guess they own Destiny tho)
is this from today? because Bungie just laid off 50% of their employees. Would be really crazy timing
Probably intentional. It’s just attention chum (and it’s working, hence it’s even posted on Lemmy).
Dare I say; maybe an intern (or whoever works the WH Twitter) saw Bungie trending and decided to make a tangential post to get in on the hashtag.
Yes. Its so fucking hilarious
What the actual fuck is this, the new Rambonespurs game?
You really don't want to unlock the island dlc
Why are his glasses gay
Same reason he blew Bubba and loves show tunes.
And Village People. And Arnold Palmer's penis. And muscular UFC fighters.
I always worry that I just imagined that the president of the united states of america was gushing over Arnold Palmer's magnum dong
Anyone else and this would have been the defining quote of their presidency
You might think we're in Idiocracy right now, but those guys were just idiots. These guys are malicious idiots. It's worse for us.

This is obviously Trump's real body - so when we normally see photos or videos of him, why does he wear those weirdly shaped suits that make him look like a fat, wobbly bag of sausages?
I say that President Trump should make the ¼ sleeved suit his official dress going forward.
Show us those heroic arm muscles, Donald.
Keeps the enemy guessing
Man how does he make these?
"Chatgpt: make an image of trump in destiny 2 as a character looking sick as fuck with pit vipers"?
wheres the epstein files option.
Idiocracy at its best
Gross. He is a fat old gross pedophile with a huge gut, vagina neck, asshole mouth, and tiny hands. Don't fucking lie about it, it makes you seem like your lusting after a geriatric PoS...
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All the "gear" repeats its self weapons were on the left and armor on the right.
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All the gear is exotic, and, if memory serves me right, you can have 1 exotic weapon equipped and one exotic piece of armor equip for balancing.
His triumph score is only 9999. I've been a casual but consistent player, never bothered with running raids or dungeons until the past two or three years, and I have more than that. I think the highest I've seen is 150,000 or so.
In other words, filthy casual.
He's also rank 1 in season 2, which means he hasn't played the new season at all as one levels up the pass.
AI slop doesn't get nuissance
Also sparrow and ship are on the next page not this one, they have Gjallarhorn equipped in the Artifact slot instead of the heavy weapon slot, he's wearing two different pairs of shoes, and he's a Warlock by the class item but can't fly evidently
oh and I just noticed he has no subclasses, so he's not even a Guardian, he's just some normal human dude
You just lost against Iran, STFU
"Two weeks and you'll have the Red War back, its gonna be fantastic"
President Comanche vibes
Don't soil President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camachos name like that
The guy hired the smartest guy he knew and (after some misunderstandings) listened to him to solve the problems
Whenever I see these cash grabs from Trump, I always think "Is money made from this going to Trumps companies or at least to the government?"
Haha his shirt sleeve ripped but the forearm part is fused to his body.
I don't really care about this. But, I do like when I see progressive politicians do pop culture style (that isn't cringe), like what Mamdani does now and again. No AI needed in that case, just cheesy video transitions and a sense of humor.
I think they misspelled "clan"
Chum is the right word for this. Shit tier bait. Distraction.
The dude is biodegrading in real time, like some left it out of the fridge over night, I mean if he had a photo in above average physique at any point in time, that would be used in everything
Density 2
If they got wind ahead of time it makes total sense for Bungie to end development of D2. Whatever this is should never see the light of day. Whatever he touches, dies.
Switch to the "Triumphs" tab to check the wins... Lol
He's never looked like that.
you know he fucking wishes he looked anything close to that
What device is it supposed to be on, is it supposed to be a phone?
Xbox based on the button prompts.
I see console buttons
My uncle Donald said he plays it on a nintendo
Moron-worshipping cult of troglodytes.
Would of been better if power level was 7001.
But fuck this U.S. administration.
How of you been lately?
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