Hexbear cowboy content guide; please adjust your posting habits accordingly:

Hexbear would attract a LOT more catboy users if we spoke to that community by being entirely catboy-themed

Oh give me a locus where the gravitons focus, where the three-body problem is solved, where the microwaves play down at 3 degrees K, and the cold virus never evolved.

Home, home on Lagrange. Where the space debris always collects. We possess, so it seems, two of man's greatest dreams: Solar power and zero-g sex.

Easy there, I ain’t rustling no steer

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white pardner, so long as it catches mice it's fine by me!

It's pride month, have you kissed your pardner today?

I thought we already settled on being entirely liberal-themed and I don't see us doing both at the same time

Me and my pappy and his pappy didn't cheer for the Green Bay Packers all these years for this site to turn into no damn Dallas Cowboy fan forum

Have we tried ringing a chow bell?

Listen here, partner. I've seen a lot of bull hockey in my day...

I agree we lost track of ing.

We need some bears to embrace some deep ops and wrangle them chuds so we can dunk again.

We at hexbear love our horse-boys

Yeeehawwxbear

I graduated from OK state. You don't want it lol

Well I am here and my whole wardrobe is highly cowboy coded. I own three cowboy hats and multiple long coats, one tailored three button waste coat and three pairs of boots. All I am missing is a colt single action army and inshallah one day I shall own one.

Can Australians be stockmen instead? Gotta do my best Man from Snowy River impression

Hexbear already has cowboy pronoun options, which are good enough for me.