The beatings will continue until morale improves.

His suicide would be fun

He put the gun back on his desk and told everyone to relax, he's put the gun down for now!

Off to dodge more taxes, whilst lowering wages and bribing Republicans to build more AI data centers... SO RELAX NOW!

"the firings will continue until morale improves."

anyone working amazon should have started job hunting more than just a couple years ago

Have fun or else or I will fire you all! Mark "Totally not a robot" Zuckerberg

Ruthlessly and tirelessly mocking Zuckerberg to his face would be pretty fun.

Scratching Zuckerbergs car, that would be fun.

The fucker has a Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing, a 668-hp supercharged V8 sport sedan.