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Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues (futurism.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48249587

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 31 points 3 weeks ago

His suicide would be fun

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'd visit

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He put the gun back on his desk and told everyone to relax, he's put the gun down for now!

Off to dodge more taxes, whilst lowering wages and bribing Republicans to build more AI data centers... SO RELAX NOW!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

"the firings will continue until morale improves."

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

anyone working amazon should have started job hunting more than just a couple years ago

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I would've updated my resume once the first covid vaccine came out.

[-] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Have fun or else or I will fire you all! Mark "Totally not a robot" Zuckerberg

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ruthlessly and tirelessly mocking Zuckerberg to his face would be pretty fun.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Scratching Zuckerbergs car, that would be fun.

The fucker has a Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing, a 668-hp supercharged V8 sport sedan.

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2026
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