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Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues (futurism.com)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/48249587

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 hours ago

His suicide would be fun

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 27 points 4 hours ago

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

"the firings will continue until morale improves."

[-] solrize@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 hours ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

He put the gun back on his desk and told everyone to relax, he's put the gun down for now!

Off to dodge more taxes, whilst lowering wages and bribing Republicans to build more AI data centers... SO RELAX NOW!

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2026
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