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[–] 70 points 2 years ago (17 children)

Name one problem you can't solve with enough c4.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I was going to say "too much C4" but, no, that could solve that too.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    "Every time I had a problem, I threw a Molotov C4 at it and then I had a different problem"

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Unifying quantum theory and general relativity?

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago

    "Is God real?"

    "I dunno but I've killed at least half a dozen things pretending to be one."

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago

    I am a simple man. I see Stargate. I click upvote. Simple.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Someone expand this with more franchises...

    Farscape: "Hi god, it's me, John. If you're out there, give me a sign!" Scorpius: "You're out of your mind John."

    Dr. Who: (David Tennant) "It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are mine and they will obey me!" (Second frame) pouty face

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    "One man's ceiling is another man's floor."

    "A fools paradise is a wise man's hell."

    "...Never run with scissors?"

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I swear, Bojack has ruined me. I can't read the phrase "let's find out!" And not hear it in Paul F. Thompkins' voice

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What show is the second row from?

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Star Trek Voyager. It's from an episode where Harry Kim gets translocated to a planet that sends people through a subspace hole to die. The man pictured takes Kims "return from the afterlife" as an opportunity to question his planets belief in the life after death.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    That episode is probably my favourite episode of Voyager so far (but I'm not very far into it yet). The idea of the culture shock that would come to a whole society when they find out all at once that death is a real thing is fucking crazy and they cover it really well.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Classic Jack O'Neill (not to confuse with Jack O'Neil with one l, who has no sense of humor at all, but at least one atomic bomb for the same purpose).

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    What does God need for with C4?

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  • [+] 1 point 2 years ago