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Teehee
(thelemmy.club)
"Wanna box for that?"
"No, but I'll wrestle you for dessert"
Get outta here, Chandler! Go on! Get! Get on outta here, Chandler!
How about a fork right now? That'd be knife of you.
When do I get off? Hopefully at the same time as you.
Been years since i had the privilege of spooning. Would be so nice.
I'm available this afternoon.
And then they kissed mwah mwah mwah and they were boys mwah mwah mwah and then they
Jesus Christ, and then they what?! I'm on pins and needles here!
gueeess :33
Well at least we know why you treat people like a cunt in other threads, you’re taking your pain out on the world and others.
Therapy works
If reflecting your own comments back at you is "treating people like shit" then i have bad news for you...
Therapy works
"How the fuck else am I gunna eat it?"
With a stroon
With your hands
I never wash them
extra flavor for free!
Salt enhances flavours!
And then the retail employee sighs inwardly at the "joke" she hears from a dozen aggravating boomer customers a week and has to keep a big customer-service smile on for.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2026
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