"They don't know I shat my pants"
they knew
They're instinctively moving away from the horrific odor.
"They don't know I shit my pants."
"Did that guy shit his pants?"
There's something cartoonish about his whole appearance.
“He stands like the front half of a centaur”
I mean, the hair on top of his head is nothing but a huge combover for starters
Yes, that, combined with the fact that he's orange through and through, but his posture also comes across as nothing but ridiculous with that barrel-like body and his head jutting forward...
At this point, I'm convinced that his face isn't makeup or bronzer but rather an accident resulting from a golden shower he received from a underaged Russian girl who was on some kind of supplement that turned her pee bright orange
The entire lot of this admin are social outcasts who have an axe to grind because no one ever wanted to play with them, because they are terrible people. Trump, Miller, Musk, Hegseth, and so, so many more. The cabinet is stacked to the top with napolean-complex-man-children who what to punish everyone for they way they were treated in high school. Pathetic.
At least with Trump I feel like he's never had a real friend, because he thinks love is weakness. Like never had someone to call at 1am when he's stressing, no one to can for a beer and accidentally turn it into 20 and definitely no one who would help him move house at the drop of a hat
So ronery?
The most powerful man in the world can't even buy respect.
The man who holds the position that used to be considered by many as the most powerful position in the world.
And oh how wrong we were. The most powerful position in the world is and always was the prime minister of Israel
However you feel about him or the position, he's the guy who can affect the most things in the world at any given moment, hence, most powerful. Being a narcissistic, incompetent moron makes him more dangerous, not less powerful.
Just like Elon. Not even one friend.
For an instant I felt sorry for him. But only for an instant. Forgive me.
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