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'KPop: Demon Hunters' Makes Netflix History with Unprecedented 1-Year Top 10 Streak
(www.whats-on-netflix.com)
So, full disclosure, its us.
My house has 41 000 devices playing only this film, 24-hours a day, 7 days a week. Every wall, countertop, ceiling, cupboard, drawer and floor is just wired for K-Pop Demon Hunters. We had to add the corridor of iPads 32 768 cycles ago (all time in my house is gauged in KPDH cycles now) because my kids had a stray thought.
We are independently funding research into upscaling the film into a single 16K resolution holographic implant. We're having a little trouble with the thermocouple insulation, but we got data transfer rates to the cortex over 24 TB/s for the first time last week.
Unfortunately, this tech is only coded to a single digital experience, so there's no other practical application. Reverse-engineering it would result in a cascade of collapses across the existing physical architecture. There are load-bearing devices broadcasting KPDH built into the foundation of my house.
The neighbours have called the city. We go to arbitration next week. The judge is in the fanclub so I don't anticipate any problems.
Oh? None of this describes your home life? Well, aren't you special.