I mean I might lowkey put that in my yard and fill it to the rim and just kick back and baptize with a beer some afternoons

Well thank God it's Got a handrail

So... A big fancy bucket with stairs? Am I getting that right?

Hey, if Chik-Fil-A can brand their chicken sandwiches as Christian nationalist why not other things? Sure, you're excluding some small demographic of free thinkers from potentially buying your product, but in the right geographic area your "Jesus Pool" might command a higher price than just some random shitty hot tub.

This guy baptizes.

depending on what your religion is about and how you preach it, you may need it

It's nice to see scammers getting scammed.

Well, my plan to ~~drown~~... er... um... baptize that psycho who's been stalking me just for a lot easier.

Am I crazy, or it that huge? Are they baptizing bears??