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Baptisms to go, please (thelemmy.club)
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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I mean I might lowkey put that in my yard and fill it to the rim and just kick back and baptize with a beer some afternoons

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Kiddie pool's easier to move and won't set you back 5 bills

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Well thank God it's Got a handrail

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Hey, if Chik-Fil-A can brand their chicken sandwiches as Christian nationalist why not other things? Sure, you're excluding some small demographic of free thinkers from potentially buying your product, but in the right geographic area your "Jesus Pool" might command a higher price than just some random shitty hot tub.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

So... A big fancy bucket with stairs? Am I getting that right?

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Uhhhh, a big fancy bucket with stairs and a handrail.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Am I crazy, or it that huge? Are they baptizing bears??

[-] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Those are done in graveyards.

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Well, my plan to ~~drown~~... er... um... baptize that psycho who's been stalking me just for a lot easier.

[-] j5y7@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

It's nice to see scammers getting scammed.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

depending on what your religion is about and how you preach it, you may need it

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This guy baptizes.

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2026
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