Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we're not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Wait ... what?
I've just been using a box this whole time!
Reddit is leaking
Mom found the cum drawer
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I'm a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.
Username checks out
Wait where's the bag?
As an American, I too need to know where the bag went
As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.
That's udder nonsense!
Do y'all think we don't have cum pitchers in the US? I know we're bad, but we're not savages.
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Thats a lotta cum buddy
You could fit so many ponies in that bad boy
This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn't actually confuse anyone.
Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it's just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one's actually weirded out by it because of that.
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I hope you don't throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.
Everyone's confused buddy.
For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s
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Is it because it doesn't have high fructose corn syrup in it?
No, it is because it is not a gun.
Did you get that from your milk faucet?
The only thing I'm confused by is that you thought this would confuse us...
I am 40 and Canadian and have lived in three provinces (Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Ontario). I have never seen bagged fucking milk.
Head East, I grew on bag milk
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Partially-confused American here.. Why isn't it in a bag still?
Do y'all pour it out of the bag so you have more chances to catch an infection or so it goes bad faster?
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Let's show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)
Yall over in Ontario are weird lol
Sincerely, a British Columbian
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It's a pitcher of a picture of milk, what's not to get?
All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.
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People in this comment section:
I'm not confused
Same people in this comment section:
what an oddly shaped milk jug
Me, non-American: what?
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