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[–] 63 points 4 months ago (16 children)

Cat owners and normal people

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    People always say that. Like it was in every cat's nature to unroll the toilet paper when they see it. And it's the only argument they have. I have never seen a cat do this and I have a lot of friends with cats.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago

    George Carlin.

    There are only two kinds of people in the world.

    Those who think there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 22 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    Nah, see, that's baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.

    There are two types of people in this world:

    • Those who have a bidet.
    • And the bidet-less.
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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    The blower built into the bidet

    The better question is what are you checking to make sure it's all clean with

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  • [+] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Right is the way the inventor intended it to be reloaded + it’s easier to access.

    Left is the way parents and pet owners need to reload it + it’s harder to unroll by accident (or by purpose) good number of times.

    Out of frame on the toilet basin/counter is the way people who don’t have a tp holder or don’t care to refill it put it.

    The bidet is what we use personally, way better for the butt health and probably better for the environment lol

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Ppl living with cats,
    and ppl living without cats.

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    [–] 12 points 4 months ago* (14 children)

    Those that throw out the roll when they know they will run out early on the next use, and those that keep using it until the end and replace the roll to add more mid wipe.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    Why not replace the roll with the not yet empty roll atop?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Animals will take it, kids will drop it on the floor and not tell you. Lots of reasons.

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    People that use levels and people that just drill holes

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Is the right way clearly shown in the patent illustrations? Unless you own a cat, the left way is wrong IMHO.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Always use the smaller roll first. If you use the bigger roll, it'll become the smaller, and vice versa, until both run out at about the same time. If you always use the smaller roll, it'll run out first, with the big roll in reserve, giving you a chance to replace the empty one with no TP supply disruption.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    People who clean their toilet paper holder, and this guy?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Yeah, right and wrong left

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    This was settled years ago. Going off the photo, either option is fine but people that prefer the option on the right will lose their shit if you suggest either option is fine

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Such a pointless argument, just wipe your ass and move on with life.

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Lazy people: attach a thing to the wall to hold Toilet paper? Naah

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    When I gave a shit, I don't give a shit about the toilet paper

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    the third, are clean people who use water(bidet) so the dont leave poop on thier bum

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    I could've sworn that there was research about over being the more higenic way. I argued with my brother over this. When I looked online the only research I found was about people who use the over way are more vocal about it

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    start

    I've got some news for you...

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