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[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 294 points 1 week ago
[-] aldhissla@piefed.world 130 points 1 week ago

Downvoted OP and upvoted your reply

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

I do this on every post with self censorship as well. Keep the faith brother or sister

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Eventually we'll win. We just need to comment this every post too in order to get more people on board. No one likes this shit, and we don't need it on Lemmy.

[-] trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 week ago

May your pillow be cold on both sides for the rest of your days

[-] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your service.

[-] bananabread@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago
[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 7 points 1 week ago
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[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 week ago
[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago
[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nice one finding the original!

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

https://noai.duckduckgo.com/ to the rescue

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[-] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Your deodorants are locked? That's 2€ stuff

[-] DeltaZSK@kbin.earth 20 points 1 week ago
[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago

US problem. I live in Montréal and locked items in pharmacies is generally not a thing here. We can even walk in most stores with our backpacks.

We can even walk in most stores with our backpacks.

what? there's some stores you can't?

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[-] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I'm from Berlin, the biggest city in the EU.

We sometimes have liquor and parfum locked but I think I've never seen it for deodorant.

[-] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Everything that is trendy or necessary for health is locled in the states. They lock fucking protein bars here. Its annoying af

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago

Protein bars are necessary for health? I’ve been boofing them for years

[-] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Nope, just trendy. Mostly horrible for your gut biome actually

[-] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

That varies entirely per region of the US.

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[-] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

There is very little common between the US and Germany.

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[-] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

In Baltimore, USA and I cannot figure out the rationale for what gets locked and what doesn't. I have seen $50 items out in the open right next to $5 items that are locked up. I guess its just based on what gets lifted the most??

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

From my experience in retail it's usually the products that get stolen the most; they're often, but not necessarily always the most expensive ones.

Also some things that have a significantly higher than average return rate.

[-] tempest@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

It's often a size vs value vs fence-ability.

I have not seen Deodorant but commonly see razor blades since a 5 pack is small and like 30 dollars.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

2? Idk the last time its been that low, but my regular basic one is now $7 and if i want a unique scent by the same brand its $12 for some unknown reason. Still locking them up is weird, Ive never seen that were i live thankfully.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe the real reason some weebs and furries don't use it is because they're too shy to get an employee to unlock it for them. 🤔

[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 12 points 1 week ago

As someone living in Japan, this seems like a perfect use case for vending machines.

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[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Unlock the deodorant, lock up or straight up ban cologne and perfume. I'd rather smell someone's BO than be assaulted by someone's perfume on the bus.

I agree to a point.

There are people who use much lighter scents and don't bathe in it. That can be pleasant.

Anyone using stupidly strong scents or just absolutely overdoing it should be charged with sensory assault or something. Also, people who don't outgrow the high school mentality of bathing in perfume or cologne to hide BO instead of just taking a shower.

[-] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I do a single spritz of cologne on the chest before I put on clothes. That way I can smell it, and anyone that gets very close can smell it too, but i dont think I stink up an elevator.

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[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

The censored word is “product.”

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago
[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Excellent, exactly what I had in mind, you’re awesome.

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 18 points 1 week ago

I picked up a set of underwear and went to the self-checkout. It started freaking out about weight difference, and so a worker came to me. She noticed someone had pulled out the middle underwear of the entire set, hardly noticeable. Pretty sure some thieves needed new underwear

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago

For when you've only just got away from the police

[-] trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

Its funny but why are we fucking censoring shit and other shitty fucking fucky fuck cuss words? 😂

[-] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago
[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago
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