By the gods, finally.

I'm having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true 🤞

That was a load-bearing curse, you know...

Great news, thanks

thanks.

Checks the news

I don't think one capybara will be enough.

looks at this

looks at chicken uncurse from a couple weeks ago

Motherfucker did I get cursed again?? What the hell did I do??

Appreciate the save though, lil' magical capybara.

aw fuck nothing changed, that must mean my shitty sleep schedule and general malaise are not a curse but are in fact the consequences of my own choices

capybaras are fresh water creatures, so pic is a bit cursed already

Thanks capybara!

Holy shit, I've been having the worst day in forever.

Everything broken, everyone with answers gone, rules and problems. Made my partner and I fight - in front of the cat. for shaaaame

Thanks, yo.

Curse, ya done. Kindly fuck right off.

Thank Mr. Capibar

i feel liberated here

Well thanks for the good vibes.

Cappy "The White Witch" Bara

Huh weird, a post that uninsta-

holy fuck thank you capybara of the southern beaches

Thank god

i still feel cursed, do it again T.T

Nice, I get to play the game again

Appreciate the effort, but it didn't work :(

I curse you again.. I just like chaos... And didn't get enough hugs as a child

So my curse of being a life-long single is lifted? Then where's my gf ffs

Thanks same to you.