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uncurses you
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That was a load-bearing curse, you know...
Now my entire personality is fucked. Is there a place to get new curse?
Dammit, now I need to find another capybara!
..wait... Yay! Now I need to find another capybara!
that's what i tell all my patients. i could un-curse them in a moment, but that's bad because lots of curses are actually load-bearing, especially if they've been there for a long time. you gotta remove them slowly, give the healthy tissue a chance to fill up that hole.
looks at this
looks at chicken uncurse from a couple weeks ago
Motherfucker did I get cursed again?? What the hell did I do??
Appreciate the save though, lil' magical capybara.
By the gods, finally.
I'm having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true ๐ค
Wish you an easy birth! Come back to tell how you and your kid are doing ๐
thanks.
Great news, thanks
Thank Mr. Capibar
Checks the news
I don't think one capybara will be enough.
Who would win, 1000 capybaras or 1 sleepy old man.
Is the 1 sleepy old man at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Can we ship 1000 capybaras and see?
unfair to capybaras
Basically animal abuse I know. But 100 capybaras or 350 million Americans, and other countries suffering because of the shit in the oval office
holy fuck thank you capybara of the southern beaches
Holy shit, I've been having the worst day in forever.
Everything broken, everyone with answers gone, rules and problems. Made my partner and I fight - in front of the cat. for shaaaame
Thanks, yo.
Curse, ya done. Kindly fuck right off.
capybaras are fresh water creatures, so pic is a bit cursed already
Capybara has a right to have one day at the beach. It works very hard at being a capybara.
Thank god
So my curse of being a life-long single is lifted? Then where's my gf ffs
i still feel cursed, do it again T.T
Cappy "The White Witch" Bara
Huh weird, a post that uninsta-
I curse you again.. I just like chaos... And didn't get enough hugs as a child
No problem, gonna look at the pic again
Now we are just staring at a picture together... Can we hug?
Always, friend
Appreciate the effort, but it didn't work :(
Cool and me back to the he Capybara
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2026
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