Are ya? (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

I made this to send to my wife while she was pooping.

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[–] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What else would I be doing?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago*

    Sure you are!

    1. The digestive system is always operating.
    2. Most commonly poop isn't coming out the whole time we're on the toilet to poop.
    3. If one were to sit on a toilet long enough, eventually poop would come out.

    Therefore, we are always pooping. We're just not always on the toilet.

    Thank you for attending my turd talk. 💩

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    I'm fucking trying but I'm having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn's

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?

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    Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Sure am. I feel called out!

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    [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Gotta stop.

    Ass start hurting 😢

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I sure am tryin'

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    According to my very particular standards, you're a good husband.

    Buy flowers.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Yes, that’s the only occasion when I open Lemmy

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Currently, yes

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