Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.

The West has propagandized relying on parents because it's good for business. Staying with your parents is one less house they can sell, one less car, one less bedroom furniture set, etc.

You are defeating capitalist greed and helping the planet by utilizing less redundant resources like you would living seperately.

They consider Quake a "key franchise"?

Could have fooled me. Why aren't we getting Quake games then?

Even Stadia had the courtesy to send everyone full lifetime refunds.

"seeing you hanging out with me" doesn't feel very natural

Otherwise this is really great, the last panel alone is a great reaction imagine.

Matthew Broderick killed 2 people while drunk driving in 1987 and got away with it

Edit: he was not drunk, he swerved into oncoming traffic. He was in northern Ireland and his reason for doing so is unknown by his account, he can't remember anything about it.

Privacy is a personal journey by nature. No use it getting worked up over how private anyone else is.

I mean if both of you are daily bathers and not sweating all day, there is no issue. If anything a tiny bit of smell can be nice, really let's the pheromones do their work.

I'm off work and at home by 4pm, so I'll have a joint if I like, thanks.

Who goes to a BBQ and gets all sides?

Yea unfortunately the entire Gameboy community was re-introduced to this guy because of the modretro chromatic. You know things are fucked when you have an ethical dilemma about buying a Gameboy.

Every network engineer must lock themselves out of a node at some point, it is a rite of passage.