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[–] 60 points 3 months ago (6 children)

My cannon? Loose. My boat? Rocked. (Because of the loose cannon.)

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    That bridge? Reached & crossed.

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    And under that bridge? Water.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    And out of that water? A fish.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago*

    Your jimmies? Rustled.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Your goose being cooked is a bad thing though?

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Well look at Mr Many Baskets. I keep mine all in one, much more efficient and nothing can possibly go wrong. Surely.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    My bulls? On parade

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    My shit? Worked out.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    How you gonna write all that and forget about horses

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Lucky birds

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    My coffin? Nailed.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Hotel? Trivago.

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