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My birds? Stoned. (thelemmy.club)

submitted 4 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 1 points 4 minutes ago

Lucky birds

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

How you gonna write all that and forget about horses

[-] Aedis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Your jimmies? Rustled.

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

That bridge? Reached & crossed.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

You didn't have the courage to write "came to." 🌉 🥵

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

And under that bridge? Water.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 15 points 3 hours ago

My cannon? Loose. My boat? Rocked. (Because of the loose cannon.)

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

My worm, eaten.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 3 hours ago

my mom's face, stepped on.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

My rocks, thrown.

[-] brap@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Well look at Mr Many Baskets. I keep mine all in one, much more efficient and nothing can possibly go wrong. Surely.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 hours ago

My monkeys? Brassed.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 3 hours ago

Funky.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

barreled?

[-] thinkyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

My monkeys? in a barrel.

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