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My birds? Stoned. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 58 points 3 weeks ago

My cannon? Loose. My boat? Rocked. (Because of the loose cannon.)

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

My worm, eaten.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 3 weeks ago

my mom's face, stepped on.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

My rocks, thrown.

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Temba, his arms wide.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lemmy, the comments posted.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm having way too much fun with this

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

That bridge? Reached & crossed.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

And under that bridge? Water.

[-] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

And out of that water? A fish.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

And into a frying pan I presume

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Briefly, before going into the fire.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

is that a normal cooking fire or did the river catch fire again

[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You didn't have the courage to write "came to." 🌉 🥵

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I misread the instructions and burned mine. I was soo close to getting the full list right.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Eh, water under the place-where-the-bridge-used-to-be.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Reached, crossed, and burned down.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 3 weeks ago

My monkeys? Brassed.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

Your cold Medina? Funkied.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

barreled?

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

My monkey? Spanked.

[-] Aedis@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Your jimmies? Rustled.

[-] thinkyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

My monkeys? in a barrel.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

With the fish that you shot?

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Your goose being cooked is a bad thing though?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

hey everyone look at salmonella tom here likes his goose raw

[-] Rookeh@startrek.website 4 points 3 weeks ago

I like my geese free and thriving

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

they will be free to thrive in my belly.

[-] brap@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Well look at Mr Many Baskets. I keep mine all in one, much more efficient and nothing can possibly go wrong. Surely.

[-] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

your milk?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago


oh the cat's gotten into it again

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

How you gonna write all that and forget about horses

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

My shit? Worked out.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

My bulls? On parade

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

My slugs? Salted.

[-] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 3 points 3 weeks ago

Lucky birds

[-] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

My coffin? Nailed.

[-] theorychapter@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hotel? Trivago.

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