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[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 244 points 3 days ago

What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 89 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think it was for stalking:

Delivery instructions varied:

“Hand it to him directly”
“He will know”
“Tell him she remembers”

14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m.
One arrived during his job interview.
One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.

https://jobbiecrew.com/doordash-psychological-warfare/

Edit: FAKE, as found below.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 128 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn't cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it's fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you'll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes.

(Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.)

(Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.)

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 days ago

Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did:

26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA'S FIRST-EVER 'AGGRESSIVE CAROLING' CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY 'LAST CHRISTMAS' — FOR 14 NIGHTS

https://www.instagram.com/p/DX1zhj4mlCm/

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

She sounds like a real go-getter!

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable

[-] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 19 points 3 days ago

If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That's no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained.

But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take.

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take.

If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money.

[-] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

She would be eaten alive in service fees, fees for not hitting the minimal spending threshold, tip, etc.

In fact, I just tried and one 89c lemon came out to $12.80

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether.

I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut.

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[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

The biggest indication of it being fake is any sort of consistent arrival time. That just doesn't make sense for any courier or delivery service

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

11:47pm is 40 minutes later than the time of day John Lennon died on the 8th of December 1980!

Coincidence? I think so!

[-] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed!

[-] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago

Gentlemen, this is delivery manifest!

[-] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Can confirm:

DELIVERY MANIFEST
+---------------+
| QTY | ITEM |
+---------------+
| 1 | LEMON |
+---------------+

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

I see you know your judo well.

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 8 points 3 days ago

I would love to receive fresh lemons all the time.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

They have an app for that!

[-] picnic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago
[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Fix? What more can a man want than 1,847 lemons?

[-] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

Literally what is the crime, though?

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Door dashing a lemon!? A succulent yellow lemon!?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 3 days ago

How many lemons can I door dash someone before it becomes a crime? 🤔

[-] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 days ago

Sounds like 1,846

[-] Zacryon@feddit.org 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The important question is, whether the ex made lemonade.

[-] kralizec@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

that, or invented combustible lemons..

[-] mech@feddit.org 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When life gives you lemons, arrest life.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 3 days ago

Life gave humans citrons and bitter oranges and we used them to make lemons.

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[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Someone's still sour about it!

[-] jaaake@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?

Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called "Memezar," which doesn't cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.

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[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

When ex-wife sends you lemons...

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I see nothing wrong here. Just a girl enjoying her lemon party 1847 times.

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[-] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago

When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your lemons.

[-] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

This is fake news

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

I wish someone cared about me not getting scurvy this much

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[-] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 3 days ago

That's like $3600, minimum

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago
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[-] eareetator@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Was it at regular intervals? Like one every two days or only on weekends? That’s a fresh lemon for a nice tequila guaranteed

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I would absolutely set up a lemonade stand out front.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago
[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

I wish I had exes that gave me fruit. “Oh no, I have to make extra salads?”

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