Looking for hot guys for a wrestle competition.
No fatties. Only toned beautiful men.
We will wrestle in the garden and then go dance in my ballroom.
No gay stuff, strictly very attractive heterosexual men who like to wrestle.
Vanilla Ice is on stage and he's pretending hard not look unhappy - very, very unhappy. He starts rappin': "Yo! It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A..."
seems like a Bring Your Own JO Crystal event, which is rare these days.
Giving Prussian aristocracy vibes. Only the tallest blonde guys with nice asses and impeccable adherence to uniform standards can be in my personal retinue
The contempt he has for the troops, his sons and all the dumb hogs who worship him are some of Trump's few sympathetic qualities.
They’re called “customers”
I think something really funny is going to happen during this event
Whitehouse UFC match feels like it could be a level in a popular videogame involving a bald guy. Got that essential mix of chaos and absurdity that lends itself well to the vibe.
There's no way there isn't going to be a Mortal Kombat map for this
Flashback to the Tekken Tag Tournament 2 stage with snoop dogg
It's gonna be a tekken stage
probably not, it'll be sauceless as hell. the most exciting part will be the mandatory false flag assassination for the ballroom, and even that has become boring.
Probably embarrassed by the train of absolute slobs for his birthday military parade or whatever that was
It's a good thing to hate willing enforcers of imperialism wish Trump hated the troops.
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