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Sorry babe, I still haven't watched the video.
Too late. :(
How much time do I have?
I'm sorry, it's too late. You are now what you ate.
Delicious pussy?
Well if you want to suck a dick you can just say so. No need to make up some convoluted reasons to avoid licking pussy.
You mean if you don't want to suck a dick? Just clarifying, so no lemmies end up saying no when actually eager.
... Can't I just do both?
I'm not stopping you. Go right ahead.
probably not at the same time
That sounds like a challenge.
Put them together with a loose interpretation of "suck"?
this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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