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Well if you want to suck a dick you can just say so. No need to make up some convoluted reasons to avoid licking pussy.
... Can't I just do both?
I'm not stopping you. Go right ahead.
probably not at the same time
That sounds like a challenge.
Put them together with a loose interpretation of "suck"?
You mean if you don't want to suck a dick? Just clarifying, so no lemmies end up saying no when actually eager.