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Guy that controls how time works (thelemmy.club)
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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

I don't know who Cam Newton is

That is steampunk Jamie Foxx

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago

Is that really cam newton?

What the fuck happened. He has to be like 25 years old now and he's dressing like a wizard.

Don't get me wrong. It looks sick, but you gotta earn that kind of style.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 39 minutes ago

I thought it was someone from the Black Eyed Peas lol

[-] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

He is 37 years old now lol, time flies

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Eh not old enough for wizardry imo

Agreed though, holy shit

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

... And how do you know he hasn't? Maybe he's really been putting in the hours on his arcane homework during the off season.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Godamnit.

You're right. It's just surprising.

But also just feels like people with too much money.

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Por que no los dos?

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'm just a little upset you aren't upfront about being a wizard.

Too wise.

Just casted a level 14 convince on my bitch ass

[-] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Wizard's prerogative, my friend. ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

As the great trash wizard Joe Dirte once said,

"Keep on keeping on"

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 13 points 5 hours ago

everyone knows Flavor Flav is the controller of time.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago

Except for hammer time, of course

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Stop!

[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

I want somebody to describe my appearance like that someday, but I wear nothing but jeans and graphic t-shirts

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 13 points 6 hours ago

How graphic are those shirts, killer? Give us something juicy to work with & I'll bet someone will come through.

[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

All classic Universal movie monsters. Wolfman, Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, etc. Are they tucked into those jeans? You bet they are.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Graphic t-shirt like the Wu Tang Clan logo or like the cast of Lucky Star?

[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Wu Tang x Lucky Star mashup

[-] Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Wait, what film is this referring to. Was it just called Time Master or Clock Lord or something like that?

this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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