Admittedly took me far too long to confirm this was, indeed, satire.
Same…
Do not, my friends, become addicted to food. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.
Do not become addicted to water!
They are dependent and crack marketed as food though.
Fattest nation in history... is this even satire?
Sigh, perhaps the title could use some work.
Edit: fixed it.
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