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[–] 34 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Did… did he eat a bunch of the other ones to steal their power?

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yao Ming is literally twice as big as every other human.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Do you think Yao Ming is tired of people telling him he's tall?

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Wow you're tall, do you play basketball? Lol

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I have a friend who's 6'5" and I've seen his eyes go dead so many times with this exact comment

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    I'm 6'4" and when people ask if I play basketball I just tell them "Nah, I play video games". The people who are disgusted by this answer are people who I know to avoid.

    I then also let them know that 6'4" is on the short side for a Basketball player.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, this is so annoying. No, I'm so hypotonic, I can barely walk. I can't even fucking play basketball.

    I imagine, I will still hear this when I'm in my deathbed. Fucking stupid.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah, that guy in the khakis is feeling real silly right about now eh?

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    It feels as like a dick move by whoever assigned seats.

    You have a well-known celebrity who's famously tall, and you place him so 3 or 4 people straight behind will have an obstrcted view of the event.

    I guess this is the "... But at what cost" we've been asking about.

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I was thinking he should be in the front row, he needs the leg room

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    Yeah, he should be forced to have a shittier seat because he was born tall.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    He was born this tall? His poor mother.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yup, yao ming is pretty tall and it really stands out when compared to older Chinese men.
    (Chinese men tend to be an inch or two shorter than US average, and the older generations grew up with some degree of food scarcity and tend to be about six inches shorter. Yao ming is 7'6”, which is quite tall. )

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    As opposed to around younger Chinese men who, at all average of 7'3" allow him to blend right in...

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Older Chinese men are like, a half foot shorter. It stands out more.

    But you're right, I probably should have written that second paragraph saying that older Chinese men are on average shorter due to rampant food issues in china ~60 years ago.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago
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    The poor lads behind him.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine being him, there. Must feel so awkward

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Normally a photoshoot starts with a shout that big people stand at the back.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    When you're 5'6" and shadowing your mates

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    school nickname: Tiny

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    We're all thinking the same thing.

    ...right?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    Kim Jong Un so fat, he outweighs the needs of the many.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    When did China get Transformers?

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