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[–] 54 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Trump: Does literal fash shit

Libs: Wow, this is just like Stalin, heh...

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  • [–] 40 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    Stalin was a fascist, he only 'saved' Europe from fascism because they weren't fascistic enough. And he wanted to rule the west himself like the evil Judeo-Bolshevik dictator he was...

    You see politics is like a circle and if you go far enough left you come back round to be a fascist, keep going even further left and you become a centrist, go even more furtherer left and you become a communist again but this time doubly so, communism².

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

    It's the erect infinite penis of liberalism theory. If you go too far left or right from the base of the penis, you are going around the left and right balls and will eventually arrive at the scrotum of fascism. However if you go up from the base, you can go up the shaft of liberalism forever, proving that liberalism is the longest theory.

    There is still no helping liberalism's girth though, it's atrocious.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago

    town-crier what are we? a bunch of commies??

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago

    Americans as they exist in the media (not migrants, white) won’t resists fascist takeover anyway, so why would they die

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  • I just thinj that white americans deserve to die in general

    However, in a just world we'd all be rounded up for one last burger and french fry feast and then suffocated via Ford F-150 fumes godbless, a humane end for the soldiers of Moloch

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Surely she's referring to a specific, documented event.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago

    I mean,

    purge-1

    purge-2

    The criticism here isn't that nothing like this has ever happened in a communist country. It's the chauvinistic idea that nothing like this would ever happen in wholesome America, and when it does happen, it's not who we are, it's a few bad apples acting like some evil other.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    They not only deserve it they yearn for it

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    No i don't i deserve to retire with a body that's only 70% broken so i can still grill

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Then get ready to storm the capitol, buddy.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Dawg my body is 35% broken you need someone younger

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Okay, I will carry your part too.

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    If the Soviets were in charge, everyone who stormed the capitol and any leaders that supported it would’ve been hugged and loved

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I’m just Solnit Sayin’ to get in the gulag archipelago

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