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[-] cisco@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago

If the Soviets were in charge, everyone who stormed the capitol and any leaders that supported it would’ve been hugged and loved

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 51 points 1 day ago

Trump: Does literal fash shit

Libs: Wow, this is just like Stalin, heh...

[-] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Stalin was a fascist, he only 'saved' Europe from fascism because they weren't fascistic enough. And he wanted to rule the west himself like the evil Judeo-Bolshevik dictator he was...

You see politics is like a circle and if you go far enough left you come back round to be a fascist, keep going even further left and you become a centrist, go even more furtherer left and you become a communist again but this time doubly so, communism².

[-] DasRav@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's the erect infinite penis of liberalism theory. If you go too far left or right from the base of the penis, you are going around the left and right balls and will eventually arrive at the scrotum of fascism. However if you go up from the base, you can go up the shaft of liberalism forever, proving that liberalism is the longest theory.

There is still no helping liberalism's girth though, it's atrocious.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 7 hours ago

@Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml see what you've done

[-] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 day ago

holy hell what an analogy 😭

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

This is the political theory I come here for

I just thinj that white americans deserve to die in general

However, in a just world we'd all be rounded up for one last burger and french fry feast and then suffocated via Ford F-150 fumes godbless, a humane end for the soldiers of Moloch

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

town-crier what are we? a bunch of commies??

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

They not only deserve it they yearn for it

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

Surely she's referring to a specific, documented event.

[-] MarxMadness@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

I mean,

purge-1

purge-2

The criticism here isn't that nothing like this has ever happened in a communist country. It's the chauvinistic idea that nothing like this would ever happen in wholesome America, and when it does happen, it's not who we are, it's a few bad apples acting like some evil other.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago
[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

We need one where Yezhov is sideways so we can do Loss

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

Americans as they exist in the media (not migrants, white) won’t resists fascist takeover anyway, so why would they die

No i don't i deserve to retire with a body that's only 70% broken so i can still grill

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 day ago

Then get ready to storm the capitol, buddy.

Dawg my body is 35% broken you need someone younger

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

Diva ur name is "Leeroy Jenkins" 😭

you have to say it with the right emphasis on the syllables tho

[-] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 6 points 23 hours ago

The remaining 35% won't break itself

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago

really displaying your ignorance with this comment i'm afraid

[-] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Anything to keep you up at night buddy

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 day ago

Okay, I will carry your part too.

Thanks I'll cook you some souvlaki wraps, they're highly portable

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago

behind every god's strongest soldier is 10 of god's strongest cooks

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago

I was just thinking the other day how the advent of drones and combat robots means that the pool of people physically able to contribute to a revolutionary conflict has never been wider

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

I’m just Solnit Sayin’ to get in the gulag archipelago

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