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[–] 121 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Harambe dying is what set us on the current path. Save Harambe, save us all.

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    The greatest gift to the world is a Harambe of obscurity. A Harambe known only to his zookeepers and locals.

    Hidden Harambe Heals

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    How many are there currently do you suppose? And is it better for the number to be high or low?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    A few thousand people minimum - a zoo that has a gorilla really ought to have enough visits and regulars that know Hidden Harambe's name the way that I know the name of some sea lion at my local zoo because it's on ads when I drive by.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Whatever may happen, I’m whippin’ out my meat.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Fake his death so that he gets to live and keep his glory.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Coming this Fall on NBC: Incognito - Harambe goes into Witness Protection as a cafeteria worker at Pleasant Horizons Nursing Home - but the FBI still needs his knack for crime-solving! Featuring Henry Winkler as Old Carl.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Finally an easy trolley

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago*

    First time? ~ Jesus

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    He's already dead and incinerated or buried, so go ahead and run over them remains.

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