If we can light up a high school gym—we can light up the country.

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It's always a trip to see the one that is one of my comments.

Looks like the original comment is lost to either being deleted or from a thread that was removed or deleted but it was this:

I was like "this vape tastes funny" and she was like "oh yeah its dmt"

I asked to hit my cousins friends vape and she didn't tell me it was dmt lol

That wedding was fuckin lit

"Bullshit dude, bullshit. I once ate a tray of 24 assorted muffins: blueberry, lemon poppy-seed, cranberry apple, banana nut, even bran. Large muffins too, like you'd buy at the bakery, not grocery store mini-muffins. I ate the first five or six out of hunger, and the next dozen I can only attribute to gluttony, but the last half dozen were devoured by determination alone. A part of me wanted to stop— I was full, the muffins had become repulsive, and there was a disconcerting pressure in my chest. The other, stronger part of me knew that if I gave up on that muffin platter I would admit limitation. A limited man can rationalize his every weakness, turn away from every challenge, live his life within the narrow confines of comfort; that's not how I live my life. But I digress. It took six days for my bowels to move, and when they did I shat a monolithic muffin block so wide it could not be flushed, so dense it would not dissolve with repeated flushing, and so heavy it took two hands to lift. The measure of anxiety, pain, pride and love is indescribable, so don't tell me I don't understand childbirth."

also my own because i want to glaze myself tyvm

Mr MAmdahni, I hear you still havent denounced HaSSan Piker the twitch streamer. Does he have a shock collar on you?

I liked it but then I went to the Server’s page and saw it’s filled with Communist symbols, got terrified and closed it :(

You, yeah you, [username]. Go read The Communist Manifesto.

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Are you asking if I gave my shrimp a wedding? Are you implying my shrimp are living in sin?

also of course the one about the miserable leftist living inside a tank, a classic

"Kokushi musou renhou" is two scoring yaku, or winning hands, in Japanese mahjong, also known as riichi. Kokushi musou is one of many Yakuman, the highest possible scoring winning hand, which consists of one of each terminal and honor tiles in hand plus one duplicate. Renhou is another very rare yaku that occurs when a player calls "ron" on another player's tile before any calls are made or that player draws their first tile. The likelihood of either yaku is extremely rare on their own, and together is next to impossible to see ahead to avoid dealing into, but will cost you a game losing amount of points anyway! Sometimes life really is like that, where you can't do anything but lose entirely off the bat! Good luck next time, pal