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[-] merdaverse@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

I was unsure if I should use this instead, but the baldness is too sexy and I might have to tag it NSFW:

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

Lenin the GOAT

[-] SirSmoothAES@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] dessalines@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] SirSmoothAES@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] GiorgioPerlasca@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, we know that Lenin was not a fountain.

[-] mathemachristian@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I hope this doesn't come across as too rude but you can go fuck yourself meow-knit

[-] SirSmoothAES@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well, that's no way to talk to a Marxist-Leninist-Kirkamaniac, brother! All the best and whatchagonnado! 😇😊

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is the best I can do for now.
What's missing is an eternal youth fountain and
a sex ratio that makes the "I dream of Jeannie plot" harem anime relationships possible,
while not straining other people's orientations.

[-] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Honestly the eternal youth fountain isn't as wild as people think, temporary age reversal has been achieved at the cellular level in labs and the science is moving fast.

[-] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh good, can't wait till the oligarchs are immortal.

[-] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In addition to climate change, i consider this one of the biggest reasons we socialists are on the clock: it's an existential race to eliminate these motherfuckers and dismantle their system before they kill the earth and/or rule immortal over degraded neofeudal fiefdoms .

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

We can get rid of them for good.

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

I know. The first attempt to achieve that on a human just started this year.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

The common denominator of all USAmerican leftists

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] GiorgioPerlasca@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] CyroSignal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's so true...

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Who’s the fuzzy guy over the shoulder of the woman the man is looking at?

That’s what I am.

this post was submitted on 20 May 2026
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