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[-] zeroConnection@programming.dev 180 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

as someone who doesn't like coffee I can tell you what she's drinking is also coffee

[-] zeroConnection@programming.dev 61 points 2 weeks ago

Coffee flavoured dessert.

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[-] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 24 points 2 weeks ago

Blacker than a moonless night. That is coffee.

[-] zeroConnection@programming.dev 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

I like coffe the same way I like chocolate, extremely dark. Not because I think it makes me better, I just like the bitter earthy taste of dark chocolate and black coffee :3

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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of this cyanide and happiness skit

[-] mech@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

That's not dessert, that's more calories than a family of 5 needs in a week.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It appears to be 2 large caramel frappuccinos coming in at 470 calories apiece. So 940 calories.

Although I'm not very familiar with Starbucks drinks so could be something else.

Lot of calories to drink still

[-] zeroConnection@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

"American dessert" - is that more accurate?

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't understand why anyone goes to Starbucks. I just go to the local coffee houses, and they are awesome.

It's certainly not just a US thing.

starbucks map

[-] zeroConnection@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Shows some countries around Europe in Green

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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t understand why anyone goes to Starbucks

Me neither. I still can't figure out why they burn the fuck out of their beans, or who likes that flavor. Outside of some bottom of the barrel instant shit it's literally the worst coffee I've ever had.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

My guess is dark and medium roasts are more common than light roasts because it masks low quality coffee beans better.

[-] mattyroses@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Used to work there, that's exactly right. Same reason McDonald's makes their burgers so well done. What chains sell isn't quality, but consistency, and it's easier to produce a consistent overcooked food product

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[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

I have this conversation with my wife. Her reply is that Starbucks has better ordering infrastructure where she doesn't have to get out of the car when she has the kids. I get that.

I live in Hawai'i. We have locally grown coffee. We have chains that sell said locally grown coffee, located in malls. And you STILL see people lined up at the Starbucks. Branding is a powerful thing. Notice that people who get Starbucks will say "I need a Starbucks" and not "I need a coffee." They've become conditioned to look for that green and that logo.

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 2 weeks ago

The same coffee + a gallon of water:

American coffee!

[-] zeroConnection@programming.dev 62 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not really, you're forgetting half a galon of sugars, syrups, creams and spices

[-] lime@feddit.nu 30 points 2 weeks ago

the americano is named for the us soldiers stationed in italy during wwii who would pour water into their espresso because it was "too strong". it's one part espresso to four parts water.

[-] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

Probably not true? Though Wikipedia isn't an authoritative source obviously:

There is a popular belief that the name has its origins in World War II when American G.I.s in Italy diluted espresso with hot water to approximate the coffee to which they were accustomed. However, the Oxford English Dictionary cites the term as a borrowing from Central American Spanish café americano, a derisive term for mild coffee, dating back to the middle of the 1950s. Its first use in English appeared in the Jamaican newspaper The Sunday Gleaner in 1964. The term caffè americano entered Italian later than the English or Spanish uses, suggesting the term originates outside of Italy.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 2 weeks ago

yeeeeah but it gets their panties in a twist

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[-] DillDough@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes for the Starbucks addicts and electric wand users, but even black coffee consumers are drinking some mild bean water instead of proper coffee. Even our espresso is weak af most of the time.

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[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 weeks ago
[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago

Here is a medium size from america:

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Would you like fries with that? For $1.30 extra you can biggie size it….

[-] mech@feddit.org 36 points 2 weeks ago

But there's more caffeine in that than in the gallon jug full of syrup and milk you get in the US.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

We probably have as many normal cafes here as we have sugarbomb-starbucks corpo type places, especially in the cities. They'll serve you a 12oz or 16oz black coffee and you add what you want into it at a self service counter. I usually add a splash of oat milk.

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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Yes but it also has 3× the caffeine compared to an American large. They're just efficient

[-] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

🍺 vs 🥃

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago

Culture shock turns into an electric shock when the paramedics try to revive him

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Potion of Ventricular Tachycardia (grande)

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[-] Oisteink@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Because we have 2x the amount of beans. We dont drink «coffee», we drink ¡coffee!

https://coffeeabout.com/coffee-consumption-by-country/

[-] egrets@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, on this slightly newer table, the US is the 70th highest consumer of coffee per capita. The vast majority of European countries consume more dry coffee.

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[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 weeks ago
[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Americans: how many gallons of milk do you want me to put this burnt filter coffee in?

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[-] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 14 points 2 weeks ago

“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love”

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

Coffee is brewed in ratios of beans:water that varies depending on the style being made. An espresso in Europe should be more or less the same size as an espresso in the states. Same for pour over, cold brew, lattes, etc

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

At least we make real coffee instead of tea with coffee flavor

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[-] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

The coffee machine at work allows you to queue up cappuccinos, so I can fill my mug with a double.

[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago

Espresso espresso cappuccino at my office. But no queue, just people giving me side eye as I keep pressing buttons.

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[-] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 2 weeks ago

the coffee machine has the button for a normal cup labeled "☕☕"

aggrandizing little shit.

[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Same amount of coffee, less water... This is efficiency.

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