Transcript[A thin boy in ragged clothing holds out a bowl to an overweight Elon Musk] Musk: Society needs billionaires, we keep you from starving. Boy: Please, I’m starving. Can you help me? Musk: Fuck you.

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[–] 149 points 3 months ago (32 children)

I like how he’s shaped like a CyberTruck 🀣

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  • [–] 40 points 3 months ago (16 children)

    Okay, but like real talk- why does he look like that...? Does he like, have a medical condition? Hes not really person shaped...

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  • [–] 140 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    β€œPoverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.”

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    [–] 114 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    Friendly reminder that over 4 million children are in the process of dying because of his actions cutting foreign aid.

    You have to be truly mentally ill, or something less than human, to be this kind of evil.

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    [–] 85 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    the tesla cybertruck chest

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    [–] 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

    Corporations are the only β€˜persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

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    [–] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I remember a bunch of movies where torches and pitchforks helped.

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    [–] 24 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    A business is made, and is successful. WELL DONE.

    Instead of a billion dollars going to the owner and, let's say, 100K in salary to each worker... what if the CEO only made 100 million, and the employees each made 500K in salary?

    Is that communism?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    what if the CEO only made 100 million, and the employees each made 500K in salary?

    The Raytheon Strategy.

    Works great if you're trying to bribe Nazi ex-pats into compliance while fighting a war of arms escalation.

    Is that communism?

    True Communism can only be achieved if we wipe all the current communists off the map, take their stuff, and impose "democracy" through an occupying military.

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    [–] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

    awaiting PCC haters to find something to hate on this about.

    edit: whoops, it's me. they hate me.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Of curriosity is there much to hate on her, or is it just the normal right wing "comic is woke" and she charges for nudes?

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    My son’s high school has been without air conditioning for 2 years. I asked around the cost of repair is near 150k

    Of course this means our government is garbage, but at the same time there are 20 billionaires living in my city. You’d think one of these fucks would be like β€œfuck dude, no ac in the school?? I’ll pay that bill right away” but no, Thats not how they think

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    I hear something similar in small organizations. One guy can set up a mutual aid effort and someone else can do start a mildly controversial thing and you can see the attention get split.

    Something something billionaires are mentally ill

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Billionaire "charities": The billionaires own your workplace. They underpay you but it would be even worse if you didn't have any job, isn't it? They sell you garbage products, but haven't you thought that the fact everyone else also use them might be a sign that it's actually good, you're just too needy? They help fascists into power, but did you know that communism killed more by numbers? And no more vaccines for Africa, because they now want disease-driven eugenics.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago*

    That cybertruck torso tho

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Fantastic. This is a more accurate picture of musk than any photo I've seen.

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    [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Body is a Cyber truck but the face is anemic

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    That's a great drawing of Elon "Joker face" "HGH abdomen" Musk

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Just chiming in to say OP I've seen a couple of your posts before, but this is the first time I ever clicked on your pfp out of curiousity, and it's hilarious hahaha 10/10

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Ok, idk why, this one checks out. Simple is good occasionaly.

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    [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Farmers keep people from starving. Governments subsidize farmers to keep prices low. Subsidies come from taxes collected from regular people. So people keep themselves from starving by helping farmers.Β 

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Lazy kid needs to hit the streets for the a job instead of trying to mooch off of the job creators. /s

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    [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Let me ask you a very simple question:

    How do billionaires keep people from starving?

    QUICKLY.

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