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Transcript[A thin boy in ragged clothing holds out a bowl to an overweight Elon Musk] Musk: Society needs billionaires, we keep you from starving. Boy: Please, I’m starving. Can you help me? Musk: Fuck you.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 141 points 4 days ago

“Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.”

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 26 points 4 days ago

This should be repeated as often as possible.

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[-] rounding_error@lemmy.today 149 points 5 days ago

I like how he’s shaped like a CyberTruck 🤣

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 119 points 5 days ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 109 points 4 days ago
[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Big Attack on Titan energy. Just add the crazy eyes and smile and you've got a titan alright.

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 40 points 4 days ago

Okay, but like real talk- why does he look like that...? Does he like, have a medical condition? Hes not really person shaped...

[-] Mitchie151@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago

It looks like a barrel chest, which can be a symptom of lung conditions like COPD, or just being old. Other rumours suggested it can happen because of steroid usage without appropriate accompanying exercise. Elon does seem like the kind of person who would use steroids without exercising.

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[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I think it's like how The One Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. This level of wealth, or the trappings that come with it, have mutated and perverted Elon into something that only echoes some scant memory of his former self.

See also: Bezos, Zuck, Trump, McConnel, etc etc etc

[-] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

I thought McConnel was just surviving on unicorn blood thou

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 11 points 4 days ago

Human Growth Hormone is rumoured to extend longevity, and also causes oversized organs.

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[-] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

Oh god my retinas! Quick hand me some bleach!

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
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[-] AshMan85@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

*cybercuck lol

[-] henfredemars@lemdro.id 114 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Friendly reminder that over 4 million children are in the process of dying because of his actions cutting foreign aid.

You have to be truly mentally ill, or something less than human, to be this kind of evil.

[-] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 39 points 4 days ago

Both. They're definitely both.

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[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 85 points 4 days ago

the tesla cybertruck chest

[-] webp@mander.xyz 15 points 4 days ago

Cybertitties

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My son’s high school has been without air conditioning for 2 years. I asked around the cost of repair is near 150k

Of course this means our government is garbage, but at the same time there are 20 billionaires living in my city. You’d think one of these fucks would be like “fuck dude, no ac in the school?? I’ll pay that bill right away” but no, Thats not how they think

[-] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

I hear something similar in small organizations. One guy can set up a mutual aid effort and someone else can do start a mildly controversial thing and you can see the attention get split.

Something something billionaires are mentally ill

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That cybertruck torso tho

[-] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago

Fantastic. This is a more accurate picture of musk than any photo I've seen.

[-] kalkulat@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

I remember a bunch of movies where torches and pitchforks helped.

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[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 days ago

Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

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[-] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

Body is a Cyber truck but the face is anemic

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

A business is made, and is successful. WELL DONE.

Instead of a billion dollars going to the owner and, let's say, 100K in salary to each worker... what if the CEO only made 100 million, and the employees each made 500K in salary?

Is that communism?

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Billionaire "charities": The billionaires own your workplace. They underpay you but it would be even worse if you didn't have any job, isn't it? They sell you garbage products, but haven't you thought that the fact everyone else also use them might be a sign that it's actually good, you're just too needy? They help fascists into power, but did you know that communism killed more by numbers? And no more vaccines for Africa, because they now want disease-driven eugenics.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Built like a cyber truck.

[-] Hoodoir@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Farmers keep people from starving. Governments subsidize farmers to keep prices low. Subsidies come from taxes collected from regular people. So people keep themselves from starving by helping farmers. 

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

awaiting PCC haters to find something to hate on this about.

edit: whoops, it's me. they hate me.

[-] TheFogan@programming.dev 12 points 4 days ago

Of curriosity is there much to hate on her, or is it just the normal right wing "comic is woke" and she charges for nudes?

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

most of what people already said is true, but there's a strong incel factor as well.

It got so bad around here I made a bingo card that I'm too lazy to hunt down again.

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[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

Lazy kid needs to hit the streets for the a job instead of trying to mooch off of the job creators. /s

[-] Hoodoir@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

He certainly yearns for the mines, he just needs to look deep inside himself 

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[-] jamesrandysghost@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Body like a truck....truck....truck!

Face like what....what....what....

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 10 points 4 days ago

That's a great drawing of Elon "Joker face" "HGH abdomen" Musk

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 8 points 4 days ago

Just chiming in to say OP I've seen a couple of your posts before, but this is the first time I ever clicked on your pfp out of curiousity, and it's hilarious hahaha 10/10

[-] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

The piss stain in his pants from the Ket bladder.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Let me ask you a very simple question:

How do billionaires keep people from starving?

QUICKLY.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

By not paying enough tax so that all schools can offer free meals.

Do all schools have enough funds to offer free school meals? No? Tax wealth above 1bn until they do.

[-] Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Society Needs Billionaires (To Go Away!)

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