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Transcript[A thin boy in ragged clothing holds out a bowl to an overweight Elon Musk] Musk: Society needs billionaires, we keep you from starving. Boy: Please, Iโ€™m starving. Can you help me? Musk: Fuck you.

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[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 40 points 5 days ago

Okay, but like real talk- why does he look like that...? Does he like, have a medical condition? Hes not really person shaped...

[-] Mitchie151@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago

It looks like a barrel chest, which can be a symptom of lung conditions like COPD, or just being old. Other rumours suggested it can happen because of steroid usage without appropriate accompanying exercise. Elon does seem like the kind of person who would use steroids without exercising.

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

Steroids don't cause that. But growth hormone, which is often taken alongside steroids, can.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Rumours? What rumours. Let's spread them.

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I think it's like how The One Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. This level of wealth, or the trappings that come with it, have mutated and perverted Elon into something that only echoes some scant memory of his former self.

See also: Bezos, Zuck, Trump, McConnel, etc etc etc

[-] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

I thought McConnel was just surviving on unicorn blood thou

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 11 points 4 days ago

Human Growth Hormone is rumoured to extend longevity, and also causes oversized organs.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I don't think those two conclusions track with each other

Curious to see if Elon makes it to a normal human life expectancy or goes out Steve Jobs style

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Dunno, but hopefully it's painful and fatal

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Probably just sucking in his gut cause he thinks it makes him look less fat.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago

Nah that is structural

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Heโ€™s doing his best to hold in his giant belly, like an olde timey body builder. My fat brother does the same thing.

[-] Poxlox@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Human growth hormone

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -1 points 4 days ago

I hear Ozempic backfired on him. He might have a vest under maybe.

[-] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago
  1. This was before Ozempic.
  2. Ozempic doesn't 'backfire' simply by making you fat again. It 'backfires' by doing what it does too much and makes your guts move too slowly to be healthy, or other similar side-effects.
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