It’s this guy, right?

It has electronics included, says "Dag GUM!" when you finish.

it's not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it's a toe-mater

Sorry for the tired gif, but this is my exact reaction.

What a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read.

...I'd buy it though.

I bet it's not even officially licensed, smh

Oh... 🫩

Whenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. "How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.".

... you're a bad car.

I sure hope it’s rare. Those cheap ass parts? There are better ways of giving your dick cancer.