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But you can't stop with the nose! Get the biggest cheek bones you can imagine, lose 25 pounds, and look like Skeletor with skin! It isn't cheap to look this bad...
For the sake of info this is Fiore Ciminello, an Argentine Tiktok user who was getting surgery to correct a deviated septum, not a nose job. She posted a video making a nose job joke, and the Internet got whooshed and took it seriously.
The problem with the Internet getting wooshed, is that for this one influencer who made it a joke, there are a dozen more who genuinely are dumb enough to think that's how it works and will do the procedures to influence their fans and believe their own ignorance.
They cut out the last line
They will be born with a perfect nose on their mother that they can inherit when she passes
If anything this will work in REVERSE.
If she has several children as a result of her now superior adaptation skills, they may have the same genetic abnormalities with their noses. But hey, they will know the fix, right?
Rhinoplastic Surgeons love this thought process!
August Weismann figured this out quite a while ago.
(And Mendel, but he didn’t do “body mods.”)
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