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Babe. I died for you babe, come on.
OP got banned for THIS??? I don't get it.
Mods, unban this man!
no, I think they got banned for all of this:
I officially rescind my call to unban.
Well I unofficially unrescind your call to unban. 
Wait... Is the top part of the image from twitter and the bottom part from Facebook??
It's a screenshot from a screenshot of a twitter post posted on Facebook.
Someone should take a screenshot of this and post in on reddit.
Welcome to the modern internet. Everything is bots posting screenshots from one of 4 websites on the other 3.
a chimera!!!
someone call bellerophon
Yeah, it's called a coma, right?
And the death was metaphoric, like "dead to me".
Jesus noped out again after his twin was killed, traveled to and died in San Sebastien like 40 years later and was buried by his three kids.
That's not gaslighting. It'd be gaslighting if he, like, died and then came back and tried to convince everyone that he didn't actually die and that they imagined it. But, his whole thing was like, that he did die and it's an important part that you do know about it.
Pfff couldn't even stay dead. Like way to stick to something Jesus. I bet your dad is real proud
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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