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Dominic, you rapscallion
Someone post a chart of how hot you need to heat the keys for giving your brother the spicy keys N seconds after removing them from the oven.
Unfortunately the chart wouldn't be accurate. My hands vs, say, a French pastry chef are 2 very different numbers.
This is not anecdotal either, when I was in college the French pastry teacher loved pulling sheet pans full of bread out of the bread oven (which sits at 550F) and hand it to students barehanded.
If you asked him if his hands had any feeling in them, the answer was consistently 'ask my wife!'
What did she said?
Another student told me he didn't have a wife!
Artist: Will Laren
Giving credit is cool.
Thank you! I didn't know who it was until yesterday. Huge fan of his style.
Cook keys
You kinda can't do this any more because of all the electronic key fobs
look at what they've taken from us!
🫱🏻 F A M I L Y 🫲🏻
AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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