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My father a right wing pundt who would stop telling their one joke and was cursed by a coven of witches to only have children with bodily dysphoria that could only be cured by becoming military hardware.

Dad paid for my suite of high end ECCM and gun arm under the justification of being a good corporate mercenary who would fight 'communists' but when I finally came out as an attack helicopter he just laughed. Mom cried. My oldest sibling had already been destroyed when it was hit by an anti tank missile in some war in Africa and