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[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Obsessing over women's armpit stubble is just an armpit fetish with extra steps. And less self-awareness.

[-] spacegoat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

It’s weird how Carpenter was essentially a nobody until she shifted into her current style. Shows how important your style/branding is. Also, Would.

[-] lunar17@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Now, normally I wouldn't say this, but since it's a u/violet08_ post, I think I have license to be horny: I would bathe every square mm of those pits with my tongue.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 58 minutes ago

That's some barely legal weird. But make no mistake that, legal or not, it's pretty fucking weird.

[-] Tiral@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

You sick son of a bitch. So, she has like two, you mind doubling up?

[-] LightYagami@lemmus.org 3 points 3 hours ago

POV : When humans find out humans are human

[-] vga@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Conservative media looking for ladies airpit hair must require a hell of a magnifying glass.

[-] NastyNative@mander.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

All my eyes see is that beautiful face anyways! Even on the zoomed in picture I can imagine her beautiful face!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

I mean, my wife usually has more armpit hair than I do. I gotta shave mine off or the stink germs breed there. She's lucky she smells like unicorn farts and moon dust.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

According to Apollo astronauts, moon dust smells like spent gunpowder.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago

Just wipe with alcohol, no reason to go full exotic like that.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

yes plenty of reason. it's a lot of hair.

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I, too, must use foliage control for...stank reasons.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

no it just hurts my feelings when there's more hair in my armpits than on top of my head

[-] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago
[-] tackleberry 6 points 17 hours ago

Posts like these slowly turn this place to reddit 🤮

[-] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 6 hours ago

It already is lol

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

I remember reading about this in slashdot back in the day. It fooled a lot of people! I wish like anything I could find the original article(s) where it was being presented totally kayfabe.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/worlds-longest-human-poop/

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[-] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

I don't understand. Is it because there's a tiny bit of stubble in what is possibly the hardest place on the body to shave? As a man that's been waxed before, I 100% understand if someone doesn't want to do it. It sucks. And this is like the amount of hair I have by evening if I shave in the morning.

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago

No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave

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[-] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 39 points 1 day ago

Body shaming people more beautiful than they'll ever be lol Envy is one helluva drug.

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