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[-] [email protected] 82 points 2 years ago

I think it's really cool messaging that a car comes with a complimentary beer

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

the pairing is second to none

[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago

Like who gives a shit what cars you have you absolute nerd nerd

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

2024 BMW X7

so I looked it up and apparently US manufacturers are allowed to put the 2024 model year on anything sold starting 2 january 2023

normal country things

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

counterpoint it is very fun booing teslas or pretending to have not heard of them to tesla bros

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

"Oh is that like a Prius?"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Well the newest one does look a lot less like the older Prius models

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

its his entire personality, let him be lmao

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Real Estate "Investor"

mao-aggro-shining

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

forced himself to drink it? classic beer mentality

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If he wasn't a fascist I'd say critical support to Elon for fleecing techbros.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Look if someone bought "Tesla Cyberbeer" they deserve whatever happens to them.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

for $75...

take this as a life lesson dude

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Aren't aluminium bottle caps, like cans, supposed to have a clear plastic coating on them to prevent the metal from corroding and reacting with the drink? Did they forget to make the caps with that stuff on them or something?

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

They did, but with .03 micron tolerances

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

It's usually only on the inside/bottom of the cap, the part where the drink actually touches the cap

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Aluminum also doesn't rust IIRC so idk what's going on here.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Beer bottle caps are steel usually - looks like they contracted out a batch of beers and let them sit in bad conditions - also they used a clear bottle which means the beer develops a bunch of off-flavors bc of the light hitting it.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Didn't even call it "Cybeer"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

SO FUCKING OBVIOUS!

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

hehe, gottem

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Trump's going to come after Elon for stealing his shtick.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Elon is just if Trump wasn't funny

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

$75 beer should come with bottle service. melon-musk ability to grift his base is cheeto-man level

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Do you also think "Tesla John" is somewhat cringe?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Sounds like he cruises for sex workers in his Model Y.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"why did you drink it?"

because that's the purpose of it????? it's a beverage for consumption??? elon can't do anything right, he can't even make a beer that is drinkable.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

I interpreted it as why would you drink a beer that was in a comprised container and tasted weird.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I mean it's alcohol, idk how bad it can really be even in a compromised container.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you’ve ever heard someone talk about a beer being skunked, they’re referring to it having gone bad. Happens more easily than you’d think and especially with beer, where the Abv isn’t really high

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Skunked beer is from oxidation of hop compounds, not biological spoilage. Beer can be contaminated with undesirable microbes but the dangerous ones can't grow in the low pH and alcoholic (even when it's low abv) environment.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Forcing yourself to finish what wound up being a terrible investment is incredibly relatable, ngl. Though if it's a bad beer I'd just cook some brats in it, if anything.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

It's called sunk cost, I suppose...

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Elon said that the Cybertruck is watertight enough to be a small boat. First person to test that is gonna have a real sunk cost on their hands.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Talaga?! Welp, their funeral...

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

They also lost the chance to call it cybeer. Disappointment in so many levels.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Lmao you gotta respect elon's grift

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Idk grifting when you're born into riches just seems overkill. I respect it when you're born poor and you get rich grifting, but Elon couldve done nothing in his entire life and still been rich

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

as a beer enjoyer, i need to find someone dumb enough to get me a cyberbeer. it sounds truly awful

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Wait.. They give away alcohol with their vehicle that is illegal to drive when under the influence of alcohol?

Geniuses.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Hey at least it didn't combust unlike some other tesla products.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

What is rust if not a slow combustion

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

my-hero looking into it

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Better than C++ bottle caps at least.

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