Dear bats! ....I've successfully infiltrated the poLITical scene! In disguise as my lesser role "Luke SKYwalker". Little do people know he was supposed to be called StarKILLER. Unfountunately, that Manson clown beat me to it! BUT that was a long time ago, in a news cycle far FAR away! So now I go around killing STARS by POISONing their brand!
Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 


May the farce be with you!