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[–] 190 points 4 months ago (18 children)

I don't think I've ever loved anything as much as those delusional MAGA dorks love getting screwed over by Trump.

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  • [–] 95 points 4 months ago (14 children)

    Must be so nice to go through life as stupid as them

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  • [–] 47 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Idk they seem pretty fucking miserable all the time. Bunch of angry mouthbreathing dorks.

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago

    I once saw a 50 year old woman who weighed about 500lbs, on a mobility scooter running her mouth at another woman in target.

    The other woman just was minding her own business shopping. Then adult power wheels rolls up and starts barking at her to go back to her homeland.

    The woman explained that she was a native american. To which jabba the slut replied "THEN GO BACK TO NATIVE LAND!!!"

    Every fiber of my being was thinking how I should have walked over, turned the key off her hoverround, took the key, and walk away with it. What's she gonna do? Follow me?

    Still wish I had.

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  • [–] 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    They always talk about how "the left" are cucks, yet they love being cucked by Trump. Curious.

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  • [–] 149 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    Quick, someone ask him how Gavin Newsom managed to raise gas prices here in Pennsylvania, too. And the rest of the country. I genuinely want to hear his reasoning, I think it would be entertaining.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    My inlaws were complaining about 200+ dollar charges to fill up their trucks and vans with gas.

    The same people were telling me that buying a used EV in January 2024 was a bad idea. My car costs about $9 dollars to fill up, and it does that from home.

    And people, we haven't even hit a fuel shortage yet. Wait until gas is rationed or flat out not available at most stations, and then see what happens to the price. If you think that isn't going to happen, airlines are already cutting flights due to fuel shortages spiking the price.

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  • [–] 77 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    I used to have a little chuckle when I drove my EV past people lining up at gas stations, now I full on Homer Simpson laugh.

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  • [–] 51 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Newsom didn't start The Stupidest War Ever. But, I suppose it's easy to convince stupid people that Newsome is to blame, somehow, even though gas prices are going up everywhere.

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    [–] 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Gas prices apparently only become a crisis when the other team is in charge.

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  • [–] 43 points 4 months ago

    California must open the Strait of Hormuz immediately

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  • [–] 40 points 4 months ago (25 children)

    Are those idiots real or it’s just satire?

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  • [–] 44 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (20 children)

    No, this is real.

    Roughly 1/4 to 1/3 of this country is in a goofy as fuck, anti-reality, violent and dangerous death cult, called MAGA.

    You know how like in Japan or SK, large wealthy cults have an outsized impact on politics, scandals when it turns out a PM or whoever got a bunch of money from one?

    We elected our cult leader president.

    Thats... thats roughly the framing you need, for this to maybe actually make sense in your brain, as anything other than the worlds grandest reality TV show.


    Yougov recently did a poll.

    https://yougov.com/en-us/articles/54707-how-many-americans-think-they-could-beat-donald-trump-in-a-fight

    On average, 66% of Americans think they could win a fight, an actual fist fight, with Donald Trump.

    10% thought they'd lose, 24% unsure.

    Now break it down by party.

    Democrats:

    75% would win, 5% would lose, 20% unsure.

    Republicans:

    39% would win, 33% would lose, 28% unsure.

    ...

    So thats's 25% of Dems don't think they're certain to win, vs 61% of Reps don't think they're certain to win...

    ... a fight against an obese and literally demented 79 year old with bone spurs, who wears diapers, and is often seen nodding off during meetings.

    You really can only explain something like this by framing the hardcore MAGA folks as delusional, mentally impaired cult members.

    They have Trump Derangement Syndrome, but its the opposite of what they think it is... its North Korea levels of Dear Leader god-king worship.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    In order for me to answer the question, "Can I whoop DTJ's ass," I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I'd curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    For the purposes of the question, it'd be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I'd help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.

    Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!

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    [–] 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    well its on you TRUCK drivers, if you decide to buy a massive gas guzzler.

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    Hey, hey Tony!

    TONY!

    Yeah?

    You tired of gargling Trump's balls?

    Whasamatterwidyou?

    Go fuck your self.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    The way they fetishize some old gross fat fuck who shits himself and can barely form a coherent sentence is just beyond me...

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    Ah yes, Trust The Plan

    Q

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    wow. so much wrongness in a single picture

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    "No I don't need salt on this boot I lick, it's already flavored with urine"

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    Cause if he blames daddy, he won't be allowed into the ballroom to dance away his gas price worries.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Well, you see, blaming their felon rapist pedo daddy means they have to blame themselves, and they aren't emotionally/mentally equipped to do that.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Of course he blames Newsom, he was told by fox News that it wasn't Trump's fault

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