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[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

In order for me to answer the question, "Can I whoop DTJ's ass," I need to know, with or without secret service protection. Without the secret service, I'd curb stomp the fuck out of him. But if secret service is between me and DTJ, that changes things.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For the purposes of the question, it'd be without any sort of help from outside sources. You and anyone else who reads this would probably have no problem beating him.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I used to live down the street from this girl in a motorized scooter thing. Her back was fucked. She loved the nerdiest, weirdest audiobooks. I'd help her pirate them, cause she was on disability and broke AF.

Idk why, but when you say anyone, I think of her just going to town on him with that scooter. This poor, disabled black chick just grinding him into the pavement. We could sell tickets!

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Depending on how fast the scooter goes, she could definitely take him. He's very unstable and once he's down, he's not getting back up easily.

this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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