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[–] 85 points 4 months ago (5 children)

He struggles with ramps and walking unassisted. He's an elderly man with dementia. I'm pretty sure a gentle push or some uneven ground could end him.

Republicans are so weak!

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Say what you will but he has factors in his favor: weight class, doughiness, and (absorbent) padding around the groin to prevent cheap shots.

    There are no higher order thinking processes running in that brain either, just pure animalistic id. A concussion-inducing blow doesn’t make any difference if those brain cells were already dead.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    I was at the atm earlier today and I was waiting in line. It was taking forever and finally I looked up. It was the tiniest old lady and she was struggling. Y'all know me, of course I intruded and asked her if she needed help. She asked if I could help check her balance. Well, she fell right over.

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (13 children)

    I’m weak as shit and I could kick his ass. I’m not even the kind of guy that would say something like this but fuck it, this guy fucking sucks.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    I'm 5ft . 40. Not at my peak. But I have a low center of gravity and American thighs that can crush a watermelon.

    I'm in. Let's tag team.

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    [–] 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Sneeze on him from behind and he'll faceplant.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I... don't really know what to think about the 33% of Republicans. Are they unusually self-defeatist? Or do they actually think that this frail old man is really a tough mother fucker?

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    MAGAs are cowards at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING, and they always vote for a tough guy to protect them. He doesn't really have to be a tough guy, they can be weak-ass loser like Bush or Trump, but the MAGAs are such simpering cowards that they think that's what a tough guy looks and sounds like.

    Meanwhile, EVERYBODY else knows he would go down hard with the first punch, tuck into the fetal position and cry. When he goes down, kick him in the ass real hard. Make him blurt out a pathetic painful yelp.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Epstein's best friend should not be allowed in the same room as 8 year olds

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    [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    So 66% of Republicans are fucking cowards. Not that we didn't know that already.

    MAGA is My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala after all.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    83% of commonly used household items could defeat this man. Versus a motion activated trash can? Fucker ain't got a chance.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    Dude has never lifted anything heavy in his life. He's never once taken a punch. He's soft like 10-ply. I'd be delighted to demonstrate.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    The man can't drink water

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    We could eliminate the national debt by charging people money for a crack at him.

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    [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    Jake Paul enjoys boxing matches with elderly celebrities

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    100% of Americans popping off a brisk fart could beat Donald Trump in a fight. The breeze would knock him over, and he wouldn't be able to get back up. A fence would be erected around him ... it could even have his name on it! And he could watch all the people just walk on by, mystified as to why nobody was helping him.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    I do not want to be anywhere near the guy so not really no.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    I’m a petite woman and I feel like as long as he wasn’t able to sit on me/fall on me if absolutely be able to, I would like to request a cane however so I could whoop him founding fathers style

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Do I get any weapons?

    Not that I'd need them ... that would just make it more fun. Plus, maybe my hands wouldn't end up stained orange. Not asking for much. A board with a nail in it would suffice.

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago*

    I would tear through that geriatric fucking piece of shit like he was made of tissue paper. He's basicslly a real life Montgomery Burns.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago*

    Mitch McConnel could beat Trump in a physical fight, and really should.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    If you can walk all the way around a block you can defeat this man via cardio and never throw a punch.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Anything fast and smart enough to bait him into overextending a kick could put him on the ground in a way he'd have a hard time recovering from. I've got a friend with a toddler who could be trained for it in a day or two. My 30lb dog could do it easily if he'd pay attention to the same lessons.

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    I could with my left ankle tied to my right wrist. Guy believes that working out sapps the finite amount of energy from the body and makes you die earlier and has never done ANY exercise in his life other than golf. He is weak, old and frail. I find it funny they are bringing back the presidents fitness test in his name, and he hosts the UFC on the lawn. Guy probably can't even do a single pushup. Super hypocritical. I'd also argue I know far more about guns and can shoot far better than the guy the 2A chuds jerk off to.

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    Maybe if they rolled on top of him

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    I'd hold it on the Whitehouse lawn. If trump was in a normal state, I could take him. If he was in a blind ketchup rage, then I'm not so sure.

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