I mean, fighting a man so physically weak should be a walk in the park

Are you looking for volunteers?

He struggles with ramps and walking unassisted. He's an elderly man with dementia. I'm pretty sure a gentle push or some uneven ground could end him.

Republicans are so weak!

I’m weak as shit and I could kick his ass. I’m not even the kind of guy that would say something like this but fuck it, this guy fucking sucks.

Sneeze on him from behind and he'll faceplant.

Meme version

I... don't really know what to think about the 33% of Republicans. Are they unusually self-defeatist? Or do they actually think that this frail old man is really a tough mother fucker?

So 66% of Republicans are fucking cowards. Not that we didn't know that already.

MAGA is My Absolutely Gigantic Amygdala after all.

83% of commonly used household items could defeat this man. Versus a motion activated trash can? Fucker ain't got a chance.

Dude has never lifted anything heavy in his life. He's never once taken a punch. He's soft like 10-ply. I'd be delighted to demonstrate.

We could eliminate the national debt by charging people money for a crack at him.

The man can't drink water

100% of Americans popping off a brisk fart could beat Donald Trump in a fight. The breeze would knock him over, and he wouldn't be able to get back up. A fence would be erected around him ... it could even have his name on it! And he could watch all the people just walk on by, mystified as to why nobody was helping him.

Jake Paul enjoys boxing matches with elderly celebrities

I do not want to be anywhere near the guy so not really no.

I’m a petite woman and I feel like as long as he wasn’t able to sit on me/fall on me if absolutely be able to, I would like to request a cane however so I could whoop him founding fathers style

Mitch McConnel could beat Trump in a physical fight, and really should.

Do I get any weapons?

Not that I'd need them ... that would just make it more fun. Plus, maybe my hands wouldn't end up stained orange. Not asking for much. A board with a nail in it would suffice.

I would tear through that geriatric fucking piece of shit like he was made of tissue paper. He's basicslly a real life Montgomery Burns.

If you can walk all the way around a block you can defeat this man via cardio and never throw a punch.

Anything fast and smart enough to bait him into overextending a kick could put him on the ground in a way he'd have a hard time recovering from. I've got a friend with a toddler who could be trained for it in a day or two. My 30lb dog could do it easily if he'd pay attention to the same lessons.

Yes, with both arms zip tied together behind my back. I’m sure I could.

I'm not American but I could take him.

I will just ignore him and he will kill himself out of pity.

ignore this

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