Say what you will but he has factors in his favor: weight class, doughiness, and (absorbent) padding around the groin to prevent cheap shots.

There are no higher order thinking processes running in that brain either, just pure animalistic id. A concussion-inducing blow doesn’t make any difference if those brain cells were already dead.

I was at the atm earlier today and I was waiting in line. It was taking forever and finally I looked up. It was the tiniest old lady and she was struggling. Y'all know me, of course I intruded and asked her if she needed help. She asked if I could help check her balance. Well, she fell right over.

It's hard to beat up an octogenarian when you're a nonagenarian