Earthmelon is a potato

In Chinese watermelon is called 西瓜(west melon) and wintermelon is 冬瓜 (winter melon) but the first word sounds like 東 (east). Pumpkins are called 南瓜 (south melon) and in some places a certain squash is called 北瓜 (north melon)

Cmon guys, "melements" is right there

Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.

Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

sad Heartmelon noises

Excuse me? Where is heartmelon?

This is woodmelon and metalmelon erasure

I prefer Elemenopee

Whatabout when you cut a hole in it and force a bunch of vodka in there?? I did it at work once..

Elemenop

Im not high enough for this

Stupid English. I read "windmelon" as wind(1), not wind(2). I couldn't figure out how you could wind a melon.

1. as in turning and twisting
2. as in moving air

Good ol' rage comic memes making a come back!

I can see something spicy as firemelon. Like ginger or something something bright like Tiger Melon.. Earthmelon makes me think of squash. Its windmelon that doesn't really conjure anything. I just see apples in my mind cause they falling apples and gravity.

windmelon is just a watermelon that has been sitting too long before you eat it

Flame-o, hotmelon.

"Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avamelon kept balance between the melon tribes. But that all changed when the Firemelons attacked.

There are a lot of foods that causes wind when i eat them.

instead only lulumelons

Back in the day, we'd sit outside by the campfire, eating melons and look at this meme (printed out, smart phones weren't a thing yet).