Ever notice how time does that to people?

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[–] 16 points 3 months ago

lots of skellies walking around these days. you almost don't notice cause of the meatbags theyre wearing

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    The problem with communism is it is more likely to send its bro science visionaries to the countryside for reeducation rather than allow them to sell untested peptides or suggest that you need to inject yourself with the blood of your youngest son Talmadge.

    Use promo code GREATLEAP in the hexbear merch store for fantastic discounts on graymarket shit rfk jr hasn't even heard about yet.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Hes also alive in my heart. There is now two Marxes.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago*

    He might be able to in Tomodachi Life tho cool-dad

    Idk for sure but I think you can make people start at up to 150 years old and keep getting older

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Big if true

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    If Marx were alive today he'd roll over in his grave, because I can't imagine he'd be particularly comfortable after all that time.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If Henry Kissinger can still be alive there's no reason why Marx can't

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    if marx was alive today he wouldn't be dead because he would be alive which would stop him from being dead

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  • [–] [B] 5 points 3 months ago

    The US govt really do give you a chance to have a war. I love being on the left, because it seems to me that this is almost lost in a lot of ways.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If Marx was alive today he'd agree with me that Dark Souls 2 is one of the best games of the last twenty years felix-linus

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago

    It's true. People just don't know how to use life gems, power stancing, and the torches are actually implemented in a really creative way. Have you seen the updates they've done to path tracing in the recent mods? Game looks incredible now

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Nah I never noticed really

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    What if he secretly lived to 110 and didn't tell anyone, and there's a 110 year old alive today that he indoctrinated into being his communist sleeper agent successor when they were a child, and this person has Marx's specter trapped deep down in their psyche and are one sleeper agent trigger word away from unleashing it

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    With the power of communist plasm, anything is possible! We must send it back in time to keep him alive!

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