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Ever notice how time does that to people?

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[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

lots of skellies walking around these days. you almost don't notice cause of the meatbags theyre wearing

[-] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

The problem with communism is it is more likely to send its bro science visionaries to the countryside for reeducation rather than allow them to sell untested peptides or suggest that you need to inject yourself with the blood of your youngest son Talmadge.

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[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Hes also alive in my heart. There is now two Marxes.

[-] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just how big are these hearts for Marx's moderately stout body to fit in? I couldn't even fit half a dog in there?!

[-] tocopherol@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Marx-Lenin energy field extends to infinity and resonates in harmony with the hearts of all true dialectical materialists fidel-salute

[-] meatcringe@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He might be able to in Tomodachi Life tho cool-dad

Idk for sure but I think you can make people start at up to 150 years old and keep getting older

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Waow, Marx in minecraft confirmed

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Whoa I just read this https://lemmy.world/comment/23582895 and now here you are again

[-] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

No one's ever been on this hill of the people in the game's house

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

If Marx were alive today he'd roll over in his grave, because I can't imagine he'd be particularly comfortable after all that time.

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Big if true

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

If marx was alive I would let him hit it, dick boil and all

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

just want you to know that this post is living rent free in my head now

[-] cattish@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dick boil? How hot is your ass?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

If Henry Kissinger can still be alive there's no reason why Marx can't

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Henry is alive in our hearts lea-happy

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

if marx was alive today he wouldn't be dead because he would be alive which would stop him from being dead

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Checkmate liberals

[-] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

The US govt really do give you a chance to have a war. I love being on the left, because it seems to me that this is almost lost in a lot of ways.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

If Marx was alive today he'd agree with me that Dark Souls 2 is one of the best games of the last twenty years felix-linus

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's true. People just don't know how to use life gems, power stancing, and the torches are actually implemented in a really creative way. Have you seen the updates they've done to path tracing in the recent mods? Game looks incredible now

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What if he secretly lived to 110 and didn't tell anyone, and there's a 110 year old alive today that he indoctrinated into being his communist sleeper agent successor when they were a child, and this person has Marx's specter trapped deep down in their psyche and are one sleeper agent trigger word away from unleashing it

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Shit, I didn't think of that. What if he was actually 110, which is an age some people live until

[-] DasRav@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

With the power of communist plasm, anything is possible! We must send it back in time to keep him alive!

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nah I never noticed really

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

They do in the Star Trek universe

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