I like to think he'll be remembered forever for organizing the single greatest press conference ever held in a landscaper's parking lot.

As a New Yorker, here's my favorite Giuliani story.

After winning his first election, but before he was inaugurated, Rudy happened to be on the scene of a pedestrian struck. A kid was the victim and his mother was there. Mom wanted the ambulance crew to take her son to the hospital where her husband was a doctor.

The EMS lieutenant was trying to explain that it was protocol to take the boy to the nearest hospital. Rudy decided to get involved and overrode the proper medical procedure. The crew took the child past several hospitals.

Rudy went to the media and lied that the EMS lieutenant and crew had neglected the boy and tried to make himself a hero.

Cmon someone just let a little air in the IV please

I feel bad for the nurses.

Great work, now do Trump

Has he paid off those Georgia election workers yet?

I grew an entire field of Fucks this year and unfortunately I’ve already run out of them. Oh well!

Hope he dies

He got a heart attack because he found out his hooker was over 18?

Rest in piss you fucking ghoul.

Hope it hurts.

Oh no, get worse soon 💖

The wake will be held at Four Seasons landscaping.

Rats. He’s still alive.

Oh no. So close to the right guy for a blood clot...

Maybe they'll send him to the Delaware Valley Cremation Center once it's all over. His staff should know the place, it's right next to Four Seasons

Total Landscaping.

I didn’t realize he was still still alive!

Please please please

HA

HA

oh no. anyway.

Thoughts and prayers, shitheel.

Good riddance!

Doubtless Trump will be personally visiting his good friend in the hospital. Maybe sneak him in some spray-on hair?

oh no, anyways...

Has he paid all his debts and fines?

Spokesman won't say why he's hospitalized? Rudy was coughing while hosting his show on Friday? Who wants to be it's COVID, but they don't want to say that because it messes up their narrative of "vaccines bad"?