I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson

It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win

Tyson was holding back punches in the first few rounds. He could have knocked Jake Paul out in the first round. Paul won because Tyson was tired after like round 2.

The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.

I think it's like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of "farm to table" amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.

I reckon there is that British chick that fucks 1000 men a day or something. Is she Gen Z?

What's the difference between porn stars and camgirls?

Now kith

What is he doing with Norm McDonald in that photo???

Right? I'm stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they'd both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?

Goodass but that's an opinion.

I'd rather be hit with a kg of feathers though.

Easy, Mike Tyson is far heavier than both of those...

Considering I don't know how well she can throw a punch, or how rough he is in bed, I'm just going to propose a cross country run. It avoids all the possible unpleasant options.

A pund of feathers.

The guilt you get from skinning those pigeons is infinitely more heavy.

What weighs more, a pound of Mike Tyson or a pound of Lana Rhodes?

Lick*

Are you sure about that? Porn stars are usually in really good shape.