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[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago

Anyone want to see the greebles on my dick? There are four distinct types!

[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

i like the star trek borg cube texture instead personally

[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 26 points 11 hours ago
[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 7 hours ago

Its the physical manifestation of the old pipes screen saver from windows 95.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 21 minutes ago

they changed it in voyager somewhat.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

No, that's what I put in my ass back in 'Nam

[-] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 3 points 4 hours ago

memory unlocked

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

It's like a kind of reverse greeble.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

As far as I know it's also considered greeble, the term was just coined later

[-] Infinite@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 hours ago

It was coined by ILM in the 70s, a smidge before the Borg.

[-] AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works 110 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Forgiveness for my pedantry, but pretty sure a greeble (or greeblie) is the individual plastic details that they would glue on to create the texture, not the texture itself.

You wouldn't say a texture is "greeble".

Edit - and if you're talking 3d modeling, greebling is done during sculpting, it's not a texturing step.

[-] orvorn@slrpnk.net 22 points 15 hours ago

To be pedantic in return - in 3D modeling you absolutely can add greebling as a bump map or tessellation texture.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 54 points 18 hours ago

It seems to use a similar naming convention as stucco, where the thing that is applied shares the name with the resulting texfure.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago

Blender modeler here. We often do grebble in geometry nodes. Not sculpting

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago

You could also theoretically do it in the texturing step with a displacement modifier using the new(er) dynamic scaling.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Oh yeah. Forgot it was stabilised

[-] inconel@lemmy.ca 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I get where you're coming from but texture in layman term is (microscopic) characteristic of the surface. You wouldn't appreciate crisp 16bit RGBA pixels in your mouth when you bite an apple.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

It's texture as in surface quality, not the meaning used in computer rendering.

[-] artifex@piefed.social 4 points 15 hours ago

In the late 1990s I wrote an Alias|Wavefront plugin called greeble that built a bump field + height field from texture so artists could paint greebles on by hand, so whether or not that’s the proper way to do it, it’s been a texture thing for a long time.

[-] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 88 points 18 hours ago

Back in the days where they used miniatures to do spaceships sometimes the vfx dept. would take model kits and glue the entire plastic sheet, sprues and all, to the miniature. You know, like this.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

The definitive greebled cube.

[-] Vieric@piefed.social 8 points 12 hours ago

The Great Greeble Assimilation was a very important milestone for the Borg.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

So in the future, have they also solved the problem of "dust"? Those poor cleaners...

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 points 12 hours ago

No dust in space because vacuum.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 11 hours ago
[-] Commander_Keen@reddthat.com 12 points 11 hours ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

That's @Kolanaki@pawb.social you're taking to there.

[-] Mesophar@pawb.social 4 points 4 hours ago

No, it's MegaMaid. She's gone from suck to blow

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

Is there a special name for electronic doodads in sci-fi? Like the control panels in the Millennium Falcon or Luthen's radio switchboard in Andor. Shoot, Mother's room in Alien is another example. It's like the electronic version of greebles on a starship model. Do they have a special name as well?

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

That whole aesthetic is cassette futurism, as distinct from the glass touchscreens of Star Trek TNG.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Oh yeah! I forgot that was a thing. Tx ^^

[-] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 17 hours ago

Huh. I thought it was the invisible things that only cats can see that makes them kinda crazy.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 22 minutes ago

cat

,maybe they can see the invisble cubes.

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago

it is. this is just word theft. ;p

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

The term "greeblies" was coined by George Lucas in the 1970s to describe details on model ships used in the production of Star Wars

;-P

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

well George stole it from cats. I don't have proof but it's what cats would want.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 49 minutes ago

That's… that's 100% believable. After all, he stole Chewbacca from Russian (собака)

As we say when we're camping with no signal, I don't have the Internet, so it must be true

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

“kinda”

[-] CorvidCawder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

There was even a pretty cool plugin for Cinema4D with that same name IIRC.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago

And here I was calling it the Borg

[-] jaaake@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago
[-] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

I knew Ron Thornton for awhile. He said nurnies were digital and greebles were physical, but most other people I've known have used them interchangeably.

[-] jaaake@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Both of these statements match my understanding

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

They're half the reason people buy Nothing phones.

[-] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago
[-] Infinite@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago
[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, none of that shit does anything besides the cameras, the flash and that little screen. It isn't even covering anything with the same shape underneath it. I say that as someone who has a Nothing phone. It looks cool, but is completely funcionless.

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.

[-] Frigg@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

Greebles! An important part of making miniature models, here's a great video with examples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otvDWcDVeac

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