Finally, a scientific explanation of the Doppler effect for millenials!

Sunscreen is WOKE!!!!! Taking care of your skin is for WEAK SOYBOY LIBRULS! REAL MEN ain't afraid of a little sunshine!

(The thing is, people who watch him unironically probably do believe that.)

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He isnt "unable to pay" (Well, in the sense that the damages are so high nobody could, but not in the sense of being broke, he transferred all his money and assets to accounts a judge ruled the victims can't touch. He hasn't and isn't paying them a dime. The Onion is paying the victims on behalf of Alex Jones through a licensing deal. As far as Alex Jones is concerned the debt was imaginary and continues to be imaginary as he hasn't lost any real assets

He is still a wealthy man lying to people and shilling pills, and i dont really find it satisfactory that The Onion is the only one paying anything here.

I think you are right about the licensing. He keeps hinting that the won't be allowed to sell Infowars branded merchandise anymore.

QAA interviewed Ben Collins the CEO of The Onion about the situation 2 days ago and the way he described it, before The Onion started doing this stunt noone was going to outbid Jones from purchasing back the property. He was gonna lowball and just get everything back anyways. I have no idea if he's [Ben] just selling himself and the Onion big. He also mentioned the families are not entirely enthusiastic about what they're doing, but not disapproving it and The Onion is trying to win them over and convince them the only way they're going to get anything out of this is through whatever money Tim and The Onion manage to make through this.

I also saw Tim Heidecker talking to Sam Seder about it and he seemed very flustered but enthusiastic about the situation and intimated that alot of this stuff is very up in the air right now.

So disgusting. I find it genuinely hard to believe that even after all his court losses they still just let him keep all his wealth. Like, I thought this was all settled, I thought he explicitly wasn't being allowed to declare bankruptcy, but I guess I stopped paying attention too soon:/

It's what I pretty much expected to happen, I just thought something good had happened instead for fucking once.